I shall be forced to take something from the rainy day stash I hid from Hubert in the top floor of the tower. But do the peasants not say “spiders and snakes a happy home make”? I’m sure I've heard them say something of the sort. How dare he interrupt my work on the Wunderwaffe for such banalities?! Instead of the arachnocide he requested, I gave him a bottle of arachnomorph pheromones. One swarm of mindless eating machines preying on another. The ealdorman of Heddel came skittering into our tower, desperately bawling about spiders plaguing in his village, begging for our help, weeping for their picked-upon livestock and offspring, who suffer the most from the arachnoids' bites. The young harpies eat out of our hands, and sometimes eat our hands as well – my assistant’s already lost 2 fingers. My first attempts at taming them have brought promising results. ![]() They have no bosoms yet, but do have enormous heads and equally enormous appetites. ![]() ![]() ![]() Never seen harpies so tiny and – dare I say? – cute. I’ll soon show those pea-brained admirals of ours that airborne armies are the future of warfare! And the first such army shall be my creation, and shall proudly bear the name of the Redanian Air Force! They cost a fortune and left me with barely enough funds to pay the rent for my laboratory, but now I can begin my work in earnest.
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